The Grounded One – Box of 6 Bulbs

For the spreadsheet lovers and Sunday resetters.

Suited for people who…

• Never forget their bags when food shopping
• Are so laid back they’re basically horizontal
• Have a skincare routine longer than a dissertation
• Think a “wild night” means staying out past 12
• Secretly knows they’re winning at life while the rest of us are winging it
• Are the earth to your fire, calm to your storm

This box reflects those that live by routine: strict bedtimes, hydrating on schedule, owning the same jumper in three colours and never letting their decorating stray beyond cream, grey, and “greige.” But don’t be fooled, Whistler’s got a dark side. Quietly spicy, unexpectedly loud. The botanical equivalent of a passive-aggressive email with a smiley face.

Sure, it might seem a little safe, a little predictable but honestly, we’re just jealous. While the rest of us are spiralling with chaotic hobbies and caffeine-fuelled all-nighters, they are journaling, moisturising, and blooming steadily like the serene lilies in this box. Plant Whistler if you’re neurobeige but secretly flirting with your feral side. She’s the gatekeeper to colour, and maybe even… a “oh go on then attitude”.

Plant facts:

🌸 Flowering: June – July (Whistler) | June – August (White Asiatic)

❄️ Resilient like: your patience

🪴 Suitable for gardens & pots

📏 Mature height: 85–100cm

🌱 Planting time: September – March*

⬇️ Depth: 15cm

↔️ Spacing: 20–25cm

*do not plant bulbs during a frost

Box of 6 Bulbs contains 2 x Whistler | 4 x White Asiatic